Don't forget to do an anarchy today
Don’t tell me what to do
thats the spirit
i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes
i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes
i don’t have much in common with the penguin
“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”
the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face
stop putting touchscreens and membrane buttons in shit bring back tactile buttons that go click or ka-chunk when you push them
thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them
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hey i dont think theyre playing in there
those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
theres a hourse in the dirve through
could you please stay on topic
at this point does sony honestly have that much to lose? they already created a romantic/platonic (whatever way u interpret it) relationship between an alien slime monster and a trash man who used to be a world renowned journalist, so throwing in andrew garfield’s photojournalist peter parker and writing a friends to enemies to lovers plot literally wouldn’t be that crazy, and if anything, just do mad numbers for them
